Thursday, July 24, 2008

Top 6 (tapsik) "must-do" for NARS

bums rolling, i mean drums rolling...here's the tapsik, i mean the TOP 6 "must-do" for NARS, yeah NARS, its not a typo err. gee whiz!

bum-ba-ram-dam...bum..lets begin the COUNTDOWN!

6. Pursue NCLEX and other Foreign exams. Sabe nga nila hangang FRESH pa, go go pa. Take good advantage of the FRESHNESS, yabadoo!!! But here's the fact, guys we're talking about DOLLARS (shing shing, coins pouring, i mean cash register) here, so a good alternative for filthy richie ONLY. Ako'y dakilang NARS, take note, NARS...

5. The pursuit of knowledge, wow! Nice to hear! For those who are in thirst for the applesauce of their gray matter, pursue the MASTERS, masters, shing shing! it rings a bell! dude not the filthy thing, okay? it's MASTER's degree, the degree not the dirty hands. Anyways, dude and dudettes, sorry to tell you THIS IS FOR FILTHY RICHIE na naman, we're talking about the piggie bank schools now, yeah, the piggie banks. But if you have the brainz and the bucks, go for it..by the way, there's a new curriculum, not new actually, the so-called MIXED MODULE style of masters's degree, the on-line school. yeah! a good alternive ulet for NARS, yes...ako'y dakilang NARS...

4.
be agressive , bee, bee, agressive. TRY the mother theresa acts. BEE a VOLUNTEER. yeah yeah! but dude and dudettes, we're talking about money here, na naman,pootik! pay the training fee then feel free to shoo shoo, "thank you but sorry"...bee ready! ulet, ikaw ay isang NARS, dakilang NARS.

3. Hello, hello...this is sunny and thank you for calling quip-edge, how will i help you sir? uhum..hum..may i have your account number sir, uhum..uhum...yeah dude, CALLIng, calling...CALL CENTERS, be a party gal and guy, spend your nights at the funky-solitary cubicle. at least me pera ka! nars k p rin eh. Be proud, NARS ako...

2. We're getting closer dude to number ONE spot SPOT, repeat it again, the center spot, the magic spot..SPOT yeah! nail the spot..oh golly gosh! what am i talking here. Anywies, lets get straight, GOOGLE. Yeah dude, the effortless way to look for a job. try jobstreet or jobsDB..google and google til you end up googling for some porn sites and find urself googling with your, ya know...SO while doin that thing. SHOUT OUT OUD, NARS ako..oo NARS ka...

1. shing! shing! bums rolling...this is it! the final SPOT...the best "must-do".
ganito yan ka-simple, PANGATAWANAN mo na NARS ka, ganito lang yan, the magic 3, the 3 easy steps. 1. Kain 2. Tulog. 3. at toot. un lang...pangatawanan mo na NARS ka hanggang pagtabuyan ka!
NARS AKO...NARS ako...

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1 comment:

faye said...

katuwa naman ito--haha
its really true...
nice post