Saturday, July 26, 2008

HOW TO PASS THE NLE?

HOW TO PASS THE NLE? filthy guide number 1: Own a companion. A complete, full-packed book...grab it and personalize each page. Be creative! Markers, colored pens/pencils, post it notes, tracers, etc...whatever paraphernalia u like to add color to your companion. Then, treat her like ur best pal! sleep with her, let your saliva drools over the pages. Bring her to the comfy room and share with her the relief of uhm! Bring her anywhere...put notes on the side of the pages for the things that you need to dig more...and of course enjoy reading! Personally, one of my best buds during my NLE review was the GAPUZ yellow book! filthy guide number 2: feed ur filthy flagitiousness

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Top 6 (tapsik) "must-do" for NARS

bums rolling, i mean drums rolling...here's the tapsik, i mean the TOP 6 "must-do" for NARS, yeah NARS, its not a typo err. gee whiz!

bum-ba-ram-dam...bum..lets begin the COUNTDOWN!

6. Pursue NCLEX and other Foreign exams. Sabe nga nila hangang FRESH pa, go go pa. Take good advantage of the FRESHNESS, yabadoo!!! But here's the fact, guys we're talking about DOLLARS (shing shing, coins pouring, i mean cash register) here, so a good alternative for filthy richie ONLY. Ako'y dakilang NARS, take note, NARS...

5. The pursuit of knowledge, wow! Nice to hear! For those who are in thirst for the applesauce of their gray matter, pursue the MASTERS, masters, shing shing! it rings a bell! dude not the filthy thing, okay? it's MASTER's degree, the degree not the dirty hands. Anyways, dude and dudettes, sorry to tell you THIS IS FOR FILTHY RICHIE na naman, we're talking about the piggie bank schools now, yeah, the piggie banks. But if you have the brainz and the bucks, go for it..by the way, there's a new curriculum, not new actually, the so-called MIXED MODULE style of masters's degree, the on-line school. yeah! a good alternive ulet for NARS, yes...ako'y dakilang NARS...

4.
be agressive , bee, bee, agressive. TRY the mother theresa acts. BEE a VOLUNTEER. yeah yeah! but dude and dudettes, we're talking about money here, na naman,pootik! pay the training fee then feel free to shoo shoo, "thank you but sorry"...bee ready! ulet, ikaw ay isang NARS, dakilang NARS.

3. Hello, hello...this is sunny and thank you for calling quip-edge, how will i help you sir? uhum..hum..may i have your account number sir, uhum..uhum...yeah dude, CALLIng, calling...CALL CENTERS, be a party gal and guy, spend your nights at the funky-solitary cubicle. at least me pera ka! nars k p rin eh. Be proud, NARS ako...

2. We're getting closer dude to number ONE spot SPOT, repeat it again, the center spot, the magic spot..SPOT yeah! nail the spot..oh golly gosh! what am i talking here. Anywies, lets get straight, GOOGLE. Yeah dude, the effortless way to look for a job. try jobstreet or jobsDB..google and google til you end up googling for some porn sites and find urself googling with your, ya know...SO while doin that thing. SHOUT OUT OUD, NARS ako..oo NARS ka...

1. shing! shing! bums rolling...this is it! the final SPOT...the best "must-do".
ganito yan ka-simple, PANGATAWANAN mo na NARS ka, ganito lang yan, the magic 3, the 3 easy steps. 1. Kain 2. Tulog. 3. at toot. un lang...pangatawanan mo na NARS ka hanggang pagtabuyan ka!
NARS AKO...NARS ako...

Nay' Ako'y Rehistradong Sablay!


Nay' Ako'y Rehistradong Sablay!


Nay' Ako'y Rehistradong Sablay!


Nay' Ako'y Rehistradong Sablay!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

DENGUE? OUTBREAK?

3 patay, 35 katao apektado ng Dengue
June 16, 2008
Mahigpit na mino-monitor ng Department of Health ang mga potential dengue hotspots sa bansa ngayong panahon ng tag-ulan.Ibinabala ni Dr. Eric Tayag ng National Epidemiology Center, ang posibleng pagtaas ng kaso ng dengue sa Central Luzon, kasama ng Metro Manila, at ang probinsya ng Cebu, Davao, at Zamboanga.Ayon pa kay Tayag, naka-aalarma ang pagdami ng biktima ng Dengue sa brgy. Binagbag, Angat, Bulacan dahil mahigit 20 residente ang naapektuhan sa loob ng dalawang linggo.Sa Caloocan naman ay 15 na ang nagkasakit, at isa dito ang namatay. Hindi pa nadedeklara ang DOH ng Dengue Outbreak sa Caloocan.Paalala lagi ng mga kinauukulan, maglinis ng kapaligiran upang huwag paahayan ng lamok na may dengue. news.UNTVweb.com

Dengue cases up in Meycauayan
By Gigi M. David
The municipality of Meycauayan has allocated P1 million for its antidengue drive after at least 10 children have been allegedly infected by the disease since the opening of classes last month.Two children were identified but the names of the rest who belonged to the same area in Phase 3D were withheld upon request by their parents.manilastandardtoday

What is Dengue fever? What is Dengue hemorrhagic fever?

Dengue fever is a flu-like illness spread by the bite of an infected mosquito.
Dengue hemorrhagic fever is a severe, often fatal, complication of Dengue fever.

What is the infectious agent that causes Dengue?

Dengue and Dengue hemorrhagic fever are caused by any of the Dengue family of viruses. Infection with one virus does not protect a person against infection with another.


How is Dengue spread?
Dengue is spread by the bite of an Aedes mosquito. The mosquito transmits the disease by biting an infected person and then biting someone else.

What are the signs and symptoms of Dengue fever and dengue hemorrhagic fever?

Dengue fever usually starts suddenly with a high fever, rash, severe headache, pain behind the eyes, and muscle and joint pain. The severity of the joint pain has given dengue the name "breakbone fever." Nausea, vomiting, and loss of appetite are common. A rash usually appears 3 to 4 days after the start of the fever. The illness can last up to 10 days, but complete recovery can take as long as a month. Older children and adults are usually sicker than young children.Most Dengue infections result in relatively mild illness, but some can progress to Dengue hemorrhagic fever. With Dengue hemorrhagic fever, the blood vessels start to leak and cause bleeding from the nose, mouth, and gums. Bruising can be a sign of bleeding inside the body. Without prompt treatment, the blood vessels can collapse, causing shock (Dengue shock syndrome). Dengue hemorrhagic fever is fatal in about 5 percent of cases, mostly among children and young adults.

How soon after exposure do symptoms appear?

The time between the bite of a mosquito carrying Dengue virus and the start of symptoms averages 4 to 6 days, with a range of 3 to 14 days. An infected person cannot spread the infection to other persons but can be a source of Dengue virus for mosquitoes for about 6 days.

How is Dengue diagnosed?
Dengue is diagnosed by a blood test.

Who is at risk for Dengue?
Anyone who is bitten by an infected mosquito can get Dengue fever. Risk factors for Dengue hemorrhagic fever include a person's age and immune status, as well as the type of infecting virus. Persons who were previously infected with one or more types of Dengue virus are thought to be at greater risk for developing Dengue hemorrhagic fever if infected again.

What is the treatment for Dengue and Dengue hemorrhagic fever?

There is no specific treatment for Dengue. Persons with Dengue fever should rest and drink plenty of fluids. They should be kept away from mosquitoes for the protection of others. Dengue hemorrhagic fever is treated by replacing lost fluids. Some patients need transfusions to control bleeding.

OB ward and condoms

10 best ways "to-do" sa OB OPD duty
1. kumuha ng condom
2. magBP at pagkatapos ay kumuha ng condom
3. assisst the OB in performing vaginal exam then kuha ng condom
4. record the clients' data correctly then kuha condom
5. pahinga, tumengga, at tumambay pagkatapos ay kumuha ng condom
6. take a nap, a perfect place for your dozing off sked, pagkagising kuha ng condom
7. flirt with other nurses and then kuha condom, and think of every possibility of using that condom sa kanila
8. snack time and then baon ng condom
9. pack your things and dude dont forget to snach a condom again
10. finally, uwian na...bitbit ulet ng condom...

Facts:
The use of condoms is an old usage, and condoms used to be made from a selection of materials, which may sound absurd and offensive to us. The use of condoms lost it popularity after other more effective forms of birth control, yet the use of condoms made from latex are highly effective in preventing HIV transmission when used consistently and correctly.

Correct condom use should include the following steps:

* Use a new condom for each act of intercourse.
* Put on the condom as soon as erection occurs and before any sexual contact (vaginal, anal, or oral).
* Hold the tip of the condom and unroll it onto the erect penis, leaving space at the tip of the condom, yet ensuring that no air is trapped in the condom's tip.
* Adequate lubrication is important, but use only water-based lubricants, such as glycerine or lubricating jellies (which can be purchased at any pharmacy). Oil-based lubricants, such as petroleum jelly, cold cream, hand lotion, or baby oil, can weaken the condom.
* Withdraw from the partner immediately after ejaculation, holding the condom firmly to keep it from slipping off.



myths:

Myth #1: Condoms don't work
Some persons have expressed concern about studies that report failure rates among couples using condoms for pregnancy prevention. Analysis of these studies indicates that the large range of efficacy rates is related to incorrect or i inconsistent use. The fact is: latex condoms are highly effective for pregnancy prevention, but only when they are used properly. Research indicates that only 30 to 60 percent of men who claim to use condoms for contraception actually use them for every act of intercourse. Further, even people who use condoms every time may not use them correctly. Incorrect use contributes to the possibility that the condom could leak from the base or break.

Myth #2: HIV can pass through condoms
A commonly held misperception is that latex condoms contain "holes" that allow passage of HIV. Although this may be true for natural membrane condoms, laboratory studies show that intact latex condoms provide a continuous barrier to microorganisms, including HIV, as well as sperm.

Myth #3: Condoms frequently break
Another area of concern expressed by some is about the quality of latex condoms. Condoms are classified as medical devices and are regulated by the FDA. Every latex condom manufactured in the United States is tested for defects before it is packaged. During the manufacturing process, condoms are double-dipped in latex and undergo stringent quality control procedures. Several studies clearly show that condom breakage rates in this country are less than 2 percent. Most of the breakage is due to incorrect usage rather than poor condom quality. Using oil-based lubricants can weaken latex, causing the condom to break. In addition, condoms can be weakened by exposure to heat or sunlight or by age, or they can be torn by teeth or fingernails.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

jeez: a lil info is dangerous! ROP

SHEESH! im trying to bring back my study habits but i just cant....
before, i could read a whole chapter in one sitting but now? whew! i only flipped 3 pages last night. pathetic...
but still i learned.lol.
heres my filthy ignoramus:
i thought ROP (retinopathy of prematurity) is caused by high oxygen administration. but ! damn a lil information is really dangerous. Thanks goodie iv read about hyperbaric oxygen treatment and then the pages turned up to ROP. It says there that ROP occurs when the development of the retinal vasculature is arrested and then proceeds abnormally...
and high oxygen administration is only a contributing factor cause it promotes the abonormal proliferation of blood vessels. thts it!
read about it..its interesting!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

what is this?

well...just last night, i had this very unwonted thought "life as a nurse", this brainwork had caused me anxiety about doing my job as a flagging ass-working dog. Jeez! What if the doctor has given me an order to BT a client? Do i know the step by step procedure? Oh yeah! But am i confident to do it? Seriously im not! So it's dumbass incomptence for me. The heck i know about fragile x syndrome, osteogenesis imperfecta and other convoluted diseases but the simple procedures are backbreaking for me. Got my point? The thrist for knowledge but the lack of competence in putting it into practice. So i said to myself that i need to go back to what is fundamental, the basics about nursing work.

This blogsite is not the usual capacious blogsite that is bursting with mind dazzling information, it's just a simple "notebook", yeah, my online notebook. This is a personalized blogsite that manifests my dumbness in the field and all of my mumbo jumbo incognito...

So lets chew on some lore together!